45/47 BLEND
Tired of the constant outrage? Wish your loved ones had a dose of reality? Gift them MAGASENSE! Our inaugural 45/47 blend delivers an array of tasty Presidential jelly beans bursting with unfiltered common sense and maximum flavor—all in one BIG, BEAUTIFUL BOTTLE! Even Big Daddy himself would approve!
Grab a bottle for your daily dose, and another to gift a WOKE-ster, then watch the magic happen.
Premium real fruit jelly beans made with 100% natural flavors and colors
WHAT'S INSIDE
Engineered in an American living room (not a Chinese lab) deep in the heart of Texas, MAGASENSE was developed to help Passionate Patriots across this great land enjoy a sweet treat while showing their MAGA pride!
You’ll enjoy a generous dose of FREEDOM with none of the WOKE BS. Our jelly beans are Made In America, so they’re f****n TARIFFIC!
THE SWEET FORMULA
PACKED FULL OF COMMON SENSE AND PATRIOT POWER INGREDIENTS!
AMERICA FIRST CATALYST
MAGA RESILIENCE FUEL
ANTI-WOKE ENZYME
FAKE NEWS DETOXIFIER
TDS IMMUNITY COMPLEX
FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND POLITICAL PARODY PURPOSES ONLY. NOT A DIETARY SUPPLEMENT. NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE, OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE.
